Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Why Science & Maths Must Be Taught In English

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots and car jockeys?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???

p/s photos: I have no idea who she is, anyone care to help out?


Amolsledge said...


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C said...

I can't speak or read Chinese - so only so helpful - but she comes from here.


Possibly its the one on the left in the groups shots?


I can't see an individual pic of her anywhere.

emacro said...

Hear Hear.

Naysayer said...

Ahh...such are the beauties of English.
P/s : I dunno who's the chic, but she sure is hot.

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