Friday, July 03, 2009

Secrets Exposed: How To Make A Woman Happy!!!






How to make a woman happy...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Show up naked or just wearing a cotton tee.
2. Bring beer.
3. Hand over the remote.
4. Discuss how to rank the following women on attractiveness, sexiness, as a lover: Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Scarlett Johanssen.


p/s photos: Reon Kadena

9 comments:

random said...

very very very true

Vivien said...

hahaha

Roy said...

Dali,

You ain't married yet right? It is not too bad lah. Women can be nice most of the time. Don't be scared of them.

-Roy-

solomon said...

I think he is married by naming the 54, Roy.

Depend on the definition of HAPPY (short or long one), a man wish list no 5 could be having a sensible ladies. If possible, swipe the credit card less...why? child education damn expensive now (a lamb excuse ya, ladies).

Wei Li said...

don't fall for that! :p

Richard said...

Dali,
Do you know why girls like to play house when they are growing up?
To perfect the skills in pushing you to comply to them .

You know what they say on Degree.
Once you sign the dotted line - Guys will lose their bachelor and gain a master.



No matter how long the list will be ,think of it
You are lucky becase you do not have to carry a load of weight for nine month,the back pain ,sleepless nights,frequent visit to the loo,the pain during delivery .
Thus it is a good trade.

Enjoy it as it get better as you age- just like wine.

Richard

solomon said...

To make men happy, women shd support his ego.

Andrew Chua said...

Roy,

I don't think Dali is scared of women in anyway la...

One look at his blog and you know that he is hamsap, virile, full-blooded and normal like the rest of us... Haha...

nice joke up there btw, dali...

Andrew Chua said...

And I'd rank the women as follows:-

1. Scarlet
2. Jessica

there's a rumor going about that Megan used to be a man. Any truth in that?