Friday, March 13, 2009

Marley & Me (Why Dogs Are Better Than A Woman)

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.



2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.



3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.



4. A dog's parents never visit.



5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.



6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day..



7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.



8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.



9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"




10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.



11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.



12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting..



13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.



And last, but not least:



14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

6 comments:

Eric How, said...

Dog not mad at you outside watching football.
It's ok not remember dog's birthday.
It's fine not dinner wtih your dog at weekend.

K H said...

LOL... waiting for a comeback from the women on "why dogs are better than a man".

skyta said...

There are 26 points listed in the email I received on this. I have translated them into Chinese and put in in my blog:http://oldfolkstalks.blogspot.com . The missing items includes: other men won't steal your dog; dogs seldom live longer than you; dogs won't talk; dogs enjoys hunting and fishing; dogs are not allowed into departmental stores; dogs don't complain about their bodies and etc.

bOcy said...

You cant have sex with a dog ... done.. women win, men win.. no need to compare with dog. oh wait ... can you?

Anyway, not trying to flame or looking for trouble here, but i don understand why compare a dog and a human.. how to compare??

but if you do prefer to have a dog than a woman, please make sure you are committed to take your dog out for exercise, clean them often, feed em, etc

William said...

This is some of the best jokes I have seen...just need to share with my friends all around the world. Cheers! Will

Oliver said...

Lets see what else to add in.

1. Give them food unworthy for human consumption, and they will still lick the bowl clean
2. Dog wont nag at you 24/7
3. You can call them "bitch" and they won't be mad at you.
4. Dog digs the ground. Woman digs your bank account.

:)