Important Quotations

In India, corruption is under the table. In China, it is over the table, while in Indonesia corruption includes the table.

I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones - Albert Einstein

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets - Dave Edison

I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?

If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important - Bertrand Russell

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?


The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev - Nikita Khrushchev

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies - Adrienne Gusoff

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese - Former French President Charles de Gaulle

Traditionally most of Australia's imports come from overseas - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

"I want a one-armed economist so that the guy could never make a statement and then say 'on the other hand…' " - Harry Truman

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