Saturday, March 14, 2009

Politically Correct, My Athth!!


I cannot understand why some people get offended with the dog/women joke. Its a fucking joke. Some even took it personally, is comparing to a dog that bad? Why take yourself so seriously? The world is already so fucking politically correct that you cannot make fun of a person's race, gender, religion, politics, disability etc... I am not saying that they are all right, but lighten up, the world is tough enough as it is. We don't need to be tip toeing around these fucking sensitive bastards in life. live a little people, geez. If you are the sensitive or easily offended types, please stay away from my blog.

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?


(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?


(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?


(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?


(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?


(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?


(don't know.....it never happened)

And my personal favorite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?


(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

p/s photos: Maggie Qiu


1 comment:

lsb said...

great jokes on dog, woman or man in order of importance. by the way taking care of dig is a real task and including clearing shit everyday. trained but u still ve to tidy the sandy toilet.